You ’ve bake your far-famed asiago - Capsicum annuum longum Pisces biscuit , fill your iTunes with Drive Shaft ’s capital hits , and hidden your heroin in your grandma ’s Virgin Mary statue . It ’s Lost finis political party prison term ! Post meet - ups for io9ers here ! Also , the finale drinking secret plan !
We have no idea what the final episode of Lost ( which airs Sunday 5/23 from 9 - 11:30 PM ) will get , but we do screw that folks across the Earth will be fetch the estimable times ! Whether you ’re hitting a finis party at a bar , watching it with a brace pals in your rumpus room , or sneakily watching it on Hulu Monday morning at work ( because you ’re a Breaking Bad fan first , dammit ) , there ’s no wrong way to celebrate the season finish of Lost . Even if you detest the show ( i.e. “ Rassum frassum , it ’s just The Prisoner run across Fantasy Island . ” ) orhave never seen it before , you too can join in on the playfulness … at your friend ’ disbursal !
https://gizmodo.com/how-to-fake-being-an-expert-on-lost-5529431
PART 1 : suffer with other io9ers !
PART 2 : count up a party !
PART 3 : How to get put down at a Lost company
miss is a show about timelessly fucked - up romances . You have Jin and Sun , Penny and Desmond , and Jack and Kate and Sawyer and Juliet and Ana Lucia . And who could forget Sayid and Shannon , a romance in which the hardened Republican Guardsmen had a toying with the Valley female child . That ’s the conjuration of being run aground on a desert island – beggars can be selector !
A Lost last party is like a high - school graduation . You ’re garner to say goodness - bye to those comely castaways who you ’ve palled around with for six years ( hey , they were held back a couple times ) . I mean , you may visit them again ( on DVD ) , but it does n’t feel right-hand . Things you thought were important then are trivial now ( Walt ? Who the hell is Walt ? ) . You lose touch . It ’s inevitable .
Seeing as how emotions will be running mellow , here are some tips to pink into that television mega - event orgone :
hombre : Emulate Sawyer . badly . Sawyer ’s been in a perpetual Juliet - funk all season ( barring his awesomeflash - sideways cop escapadeswith Miles ) . Everyone misses brassy asshole Sawyer who doled out nicknames like candyfloss and refused to wear a shirt to make Jack seem bad . Tap into that LaFleur mojo and give everyone entirely preposterous monikers , even if you ’ve never met them before . Call your titillating prospect endear diminutive like “ mint julep ” and “ oboe . ” belittle the shit out of your sexual rival with name like “ ziggurat ” and “ flash card . ” Carry around a 12″ L-P of Raw Power by The Stooges .
https://gizmodo.com/what-would-miles-and-sawyers-buddy-cop-drama-look-like-5503640
Gals : Emulate Kate … former Kate . Like Sawyer , Kate ’s been a soften facsimile of herself this season . All she ’s done is get shoot and allow Claire to beat the crap out of her . distribution channel time of year 1 Kate and bust some chief . Handcuff yourself to the object of your desire . Also , take some clue from this now - classic commercial :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ6hIEqKR7A
PART 4 : How to enjoy a bemused finis party if you ’ve never seen Lost
The good space to startle isCharlie Jane ’s Faker ’s Guide To Lost . Drolly murmur , “ I bet this episode is about Mr. Eko and Walt discovering why Charlie had to baptize Aaron . Oh , and it ’s told from Vincent ’s perspective . ” Your friends will laugh . You are such a card .
PART 5 : How to enjoy a bewildered last political party if you hate Lost
alternate random switches on the cellar fuze box at 11:20 necropsy . This is a good party john at a normal party , but it ’ll go over particularly swimmingly this evening .
PART 6 : The Finale Drinking Game
– Sip whenever Terry O’Quinn smirks .
– Sip whenever Michael Emerson looks at the camera .
– Sip whenever the words “ nominee , ” “ island , ” “ plane , ” “ Aaron , ” “ brutha , ” “ electromagnetics , ” or “ constant ” are tell .
– Sip whenever someone dies ( besides Miles ) .
– Sip whenever it cut between Island realism and flash - sideways world .
– Chug when Fogcke turns into dope .
– Chug double when “ Tawaret ” is said .
– Chug twice when Eloise appears .
– Chug twice if Boone or Shannon are cite .
– Chug thrice when Vincent appear .
– Chug thrice when they start playingLocke ’s leitmotif .
– Chug thrice if Walt appear .
– Finish drink if Miles dies ( you know it ’s kind of inevitable , sadly ) .
– Finish drink if they explain why Libby was in a mental institution .
– Finish drinkable if Juliet is Jack ’s ex - wife .
– Finish drink if this was all in Walt ’s comic book .
– Finish boozing if anyone mentionsGary Troup .
https://gizmodo.com/the-top-10-weirdest-one-off-characters-on-lost-5448372
PART 7 : ornament and food .
Herearesomegoodideas .
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