This just in : Canon is the world ’s gravid camera manufacturer . And it does n’t necessarily have anything to do with their actual cameras .
In response to Japan ’s maturate population and Japanese distich ’ propensity to have too few tyke to maintain the country ’s universe , Canon called off the traditional 12 - hour workday twice a workweek , advance their employees to go home early and make mini Canon employees of their own .
Should you be interested to see G of of engineers jogging in spite of bulb-shaped erection , you might set up refugee camp outside Canon at , say , 5:29 . Oh how the ground must rock as the air fills with the nozzle - tingle musk of concentrated geek pheromone . [ CNNviaCrunchGearandGetty image ]
Yes , in my xenophobic sight , all Canon employee reduplicate as sumo matman .
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