A Stanford - educate doctor is at risk of hold his medical license revoked after selling MP3 file as remedy for disease online . He claims the sound files can plow a broad range of ailments , from headaches and anxiousness to malaria and Ebola , potentially endangering lives .

Dr   Bill Gray sell his so - called “ eRemedies ” at $ 5 a pop on his websiteMD in Your Hand . He brands his existence as homeopathy , although we ’re moderately sure they ’re not . Homeopathy involves using very scurvy doses of born substances   – from cuttlefish ink to mortal nightshade   – to treat illnesses and isfamed for being pseudoscientificnonsense . According to aHouse of Commons report , “ homeopathic remedies perform no better than placebos ” and are “ scientifically implausible ” .

But that did n’t stop Dr Gray from trying to create his very own audio rendering .

“ How could it influence if there is no chemical ? ” heponderson his website . “ Well , there is a well - document scientific answer . ” There is n’t , but this is what he writes anyway :

“ When something is in resolution , H2O speck mold shells around the private ions and moleculesof the original substance . This is how it is kept in solution . Vigorous poundingbreaks these water corpuscle shells into small nanometer - sized clustering . When they are diluted ( by in series dilutions ) , their size of it increases . The more the solution is pounded and debase , the more these clusters are created . Most significantly , these bunch transmit the same energy as the original substance , because that is how the clusters form in the first situation ! ”

You ’re in all likelihood thinking er , what ? Do n’t worry , so are we .

Dr Gray then seemingly exchange these nanoclusters into sound waves . " The crucial principle is that these nanoclusters are radiating Energy Department , "   heexplains .   " This is perceptible in a coil , then amplify , and at long last digitized into MP3 Indian file – the same format as euphony . "

While a dose of real medicinal drug that works might take the form of a 50 - mg pill that you swallow with water , a dose of eRemedy involves listening to a “ hissing speech sound ” for 13 seconds . Then ta - da ! “ the eRemedy should bring speedy relief for the acuate condition . ”

While you do n’t need to be a scientist to solve out that this is all just rubbish that makes quite an amusing read , when it ’s brand as a therapeutic for all sort of serious diseases it ’s really not funny .

In fact , Gray toldThe Mercury Newsthat “ a bunch of people in Sierra Leone … have been using it recently for a big malaria outbreak . ” That ’s really , reallynot mirthful . Malaria is a dangerous life - threatening disease that needs to be treated decent . mulct vulnerable citizenry into believe a 13 - second hissing sound will carry through them is , as put by theCalifornia Medical Board , an act of perfect neglect .

The inclination of complaint that Gray claims to regale includes head injuries , fever , menstrual pain , diarrhea , grief , babe griping , and teethe . Apparently , it can also help oneself your four - legged ally too by treat best-loved abscess and preferent bladder infections . However , the worst matter Gray does is intimate that hiss sound can cureEbola , malaria , SARS , typhoid , Indian cholera , and swine flu – all life - threaten conditions that require urgent medical attention .

If you are ailing , please check that you impose a MD rather than download weird sounds from the Internet . For now , let ’s go for the California Medical Board succeeds and brings an oddment to Gray ’s deceptive business .