The Jurassic World trailer hand us some amazing dinosaur legal action , but also elevate batch of question . We ’ve broken it down , human body by skeletal system , to seek and find some answers . And we need to have a serious discussion about Chris Pratt ’s raptor biker gang . uncivilised speculation ahead !
The Jurassic World trailer was a very aroused experiencefor all of us . Especially when the pianoforte start out plinking away at the Jurassic Park motif . However , there are some lingering question that necessitate to be address . For now , let ’s set off at the beginning .
A pair of brother , why ever would we be meet these brother ? Hello audience entry head . Also hello slight nipper from Iron Man 3 .
Judy Greer and that guy from The Office are in this ? Great . make love her .
Your first look at “ the island . ” And how park client get to said island . Apparently it ’s by boat .
But once inside the park it looks like the whole thing is run by tram . Personal Ford Explorers are OVER — all guests ride the monorail ! Or tram , or whatever it is .
Brand young , re - branded doors . Not really certain why they are prevent the term Jurassic , but who wish , I know what that intend . As you could see inside the doors , the whole thing is correct up with a railway die hard through it .
And the park is slammed with tourists . Note the many folk in the tan hats , I distrust these common people are park rangers . Also note the many different oral communication displayed in the mark . I ’m gauge a dinosaur parking lot would be a fairly big attraction . But did the new proprietor keep John Hammond ’s vision , and make the entryway price tag low enough for everyone to afford ?
And here derive the attractive force . drive in fields with dinosaurs ! This could possibly be the “ Gallimimus Valley , ” as was noted in a leaked single-valued function — although the function was never authenticated .
Kayaking with dinosaur ! The “ Cretaceous Cruise ? ”
A “ gyrosphere ! ”
Which is essentially this badass thing right here .
And now we journey over to the “ underwater ” part of Jurassic World . This orbit is channel a strong resemblance to Sea World . And if Jurassic World is about to make some not - so - veiledBlackfishreferences , I am down !
What ’s for dinner ? What is likely a Great White Shark .
What s in the tank ? A Mosasaurus ( according to the never authenticated function that included a “ Mosasaurus Feeding Show . ” )
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All right , the fun time is over . Now the drone head to the other side of the island , the scientific discipline part , where everyone is flipping dinosaur egg , look at gold mosquito and making terrible , terrible conclusion .
Enter Bryce Dallas Howard as the new John Hammond . Her quality ( named Claire ) announce that “ they ” have created the first ever genetically modified hybrid dinosaur . She says this with the unearned confidence of a oblivious scoundrel who is about to learn a big object lesson about play god THE HARD WAY .
Why a intercrossed dinosaur ? My only guess is that somehow the studio apartment told the manufacturing business of Jurassic World that everyone is tired of erstwhile , tired dinosaurs . And that if they want to make this movie , they demand to make some variety of harebrained transformer dinosaur , because why would someone ever want to observe a regular dinosaur ? So they give a dinosaur an upgrade . Cue the hybrid house of cards tank of a wired , um , dinosaur pricker ? I honestly do n’t get it on .
Chris Pratt ’s character ( Owen ) is suspicious of this idea , “ You just live and made a new dinosaur ? Probably not a good musical theme . ” Ya burnt Bryce .
So far Pratt has the best lines in this trailer . I ’m starting to cerebrate that his entire dialogue might be made up of “ cool hombre ” sarcasm lines . And that ’s cracking coming from a guy wearing leather singlet on a tropical island .
actuate on to another Pratt scene , somehow the the loanblend dino was give birth and upgrade and has already scarper . Now it ’s up to Pratt ( we guess ) to piece up the pieces and prepare the big mess that the suits up the stairs made . The trailer testify 40 - foot claw wall and indicates that the super dino climbed out , for rationality .
This missing dinosaur spells trouble . So the drone heads to the Jurassic World ascendancy room , where Chris Pratt tells Bryce Dallas Howard and her excellent all snowy pantsuit , “ Evacuate the Island . ”
They are the same individual . Get it ? You get it .
And now it ’s passing smart dinosaur stalling time . Pratt comes across a mangled gyrosphere ! SHOOT HER SHOOOOOOOT HER !
This is Chris Pratt ’s best “ there was a dinosaur here ” expression .
Fancy tracking watch , is marred by parentage drops . It is powerfully hinted that the first-rate dino is about to eat this fancy watch , and the soul wearing it .
The antecedently bring out kids are off the beaten track and jumping into falls . This spell both bother and nose drops of Jurassic Park ’s original plot line . I ’m fine with that .
Flare Homage . ( Good to see Bryce getting her deal dirty ) .
First coup d’oeil of the super dinosaur . It has vast claw .
Tourists and the boys run aside from something frightening .
And now the most urgent moment of the intact trailer . At the very end you hear Pratt ’s bike rev up up . Cut to a cluster of raptor in a cage that are “ unleashed . ” Cut to Pratt twit his motorcycle , THROUGH A JUNGLE .
But Pratt ’s power to ride a bike off road through a jungle aside , there are crowing question here , for instance , why are n’t any of the raptors trying to eat Chris Pratt ? Why does n’t he look upset / upset about the issue raptors . Is this Chris Pratt ’s RAPTOR PACK ?
Early susurration about this Owen fictitious character imply that he was hired as a dinosaur trainer . Are these his trained raptors ? Is he unleashing his trained raptors to avail him trace down the crack dinosaur ? Were all previous raptors simply misunderstood , or did this graphic symbol have to prepare every ounce of raving mad out of these beasts to get him to do his bidding . Are we well-off with that ? It seems both wildly unneeded and needlessly ridiculous . But I ca n’t argue with read a script that says “ Owen revs up his bike and takes off in the woods , his truehearted raptor camp hollo and run at his side . ” I mean that ’s fucking great , I just do n’t know how I ’m going to believe it . We were trained by Robert Muldoon to respect and dread the raptorial bird . Not make them matching biker jackets . I dunno .
Do n’t get me wrong , I ’m REALLY worked up about Jurassic World , especially if they are going to sop up parallels to the current places that are clapperclaw and cruelly constricting the animals they have in captivity . We should n’t be making nature bow to mercantilism in this grotesque way . This was the root word of the original celluloid , and we all learned that “ life find a style . ”
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