Why would you ever need to do this ? Well , we are n’t exactly sure . But there is likely a site somewhere in the world where a person who only has a nano on them and demand to defend themselves against an attacker . This strange guide was written by ex-wife - shipboard soldier , Brad Collom . Check out all 8 methods after the jumping . My personal favorite is envenom a teatime bag using the lithium - ion electric battery and letting someone drink tea made from it . Thanks totuawfor the image .
1 . Break it in one-half with your hand ( very gentle to do ) and use the glass viewing screen ’s break edge as a razorblade to slice up the jugular when they are looking the other way .
2 . Take off one air sock ( a dress or tube drogue ; pantyhose will work in a pinch ) , place the Nano in the wind cone , drop it around as fast as you’re able to ( being careful to not arrive at yourself ) , and whack the intended target right on the temple .
3 . Take the musing shiny part and catch the sun ’s re and shine it in a vehicle driver ’s eyes , or if you are at a rock concert and the leash vocalist is swagger around on a center stage that pouch into the audience like a penis , you could practice the same proficiency .
4 . The corduroy on the earbud headphones can be used to strangle someone . A human knee in the back can give supererogatory purchase .
5 . dig up a pit about 5 feet mystifying , then take about 15 3 - foot - tenacious wager 2 inches in diameter and sharpen one end to a fine point , like a very shrill pencil . Jam the sticks at least a foot into the ground , with the acuate ending level up . Cover the hole with pine bough , dope , and leaves . Treat the Nano like a gash of cheeseflower pizza pie in a cryptic , live oven and locate it softly in the middle .
6 . Carefully unstaple a tea bag and pullulate the cognitive content on a plate . break up into the atomic number 3 - ion barrage fire inner circle and impregnate the afternoon tea with the battery ’s poison , then dry the tea in the sun ( or with a hair drier if you are in a hurry ) . Put tea leaf back in Camellia sinensis bag and bow the staple back to its original position . Put the tea bag back where you got it .
7 . Download to the Nano “ We ’ve Only Just Begun ” by the Carpenters . distinguish someone you will give him or her your Nano if they take heed to that song a hundred times in a row .
8 . Hide the Nano in a trough of lutfisk , then take it to the annual Norsefest Lutefisk Eating Competition in Madison , Minnesota .
salutary luck with the killing . Gizmodo is not responsible for any harm you do to yourself or others with these steps .
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