A Message to Panasonic, Purveyors of Real Pro Ultra Massage Chairs
Dear Panasonic . First of all , I ’d like to say how fine that Real Pro Ultramassage chairlooks , if a little scary . It reminds me of that automaton matter in Aliens – you know , the one that Ripley straps herself into decent at the end . I ’m sort of waiting for the framework ( about whom , more afterward ) to bug out be active about the room in it , holler , “ Get away from her you BITCH !...